But-- but-- Mah proper-TREE val-yooooos!

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 05/13/2019 at 18:06 • Filed to: Casa de Zoidberg

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What’s all the roucous? Ooooooo

F-750 chasis

AestheticsInMotion > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/13/2019 at 18:23

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They must have gotten some big city contracts. A few years back I started seeing nothing but Asplundh trucks and that's pretty much continued to this day 

vicali > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/13/2019 at 18:28

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ge·sund·heit

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/13/2019 at 18:32

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Back when I was in grade 8 I shouted “HEY ASPLUND H!” at one of those trucks . The driver basically locked the brakes, came to a screec hing halt, then turned and shot me a look. I about shit myself. Then he smiled and drove off.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > AestheticsInMotion 05/13/2019 at 18:36

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They say they’re the only company approved by the PUD to remove trees/etc. from powerlines in SnoCo. I told the lead, “Sounds like a sweet gig,” and she replied with a smile, “Ohhhhh yeah.”

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/13/2019 at 18:39

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That is not an aspen they are plundering. ..

ranwhenparked > This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: 05/13/2019 at 18:48

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When I was a kid, one of our neighbors worked for Asplundh (initially in their manufacturing plant, when they built their utility bodies in house), he was one of the biggest nut jobs I’ve ever met. Would vacuum his lawn every day after work to remove stray leaves and vacuum his floor mats every time he got out of the car. He would also fly off the handle and snap at anyone who used his nickname, and once pulled a gun on the neighbor’s golden retriever when it got out and went to the bathroom in his yard.

Anyway, I can’t see an Asplundh truck to this day without thinking of that guy. 

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/13/2019 at 19:40

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That company name always makes me gig gle. It so unds like somebody sneezing with a mouthful of food.

Biggus Dickus (RevsBro) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/13/2019 at 20:07

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Yes. They are one of, if not the only, ones approved to do work near our distribution lines.